Funny This or That Questions for Couples

This or That is the fastest couples game there is: two options, one pick. These funny This or That questions for couples are a little absurd - socks with sandals or no socks at all, a talking cat or a flying dog - so you laugh and learn what makes your partner tick.

Start a room so both of you pick at the same time and see if you match, or read them out loud and answer quickly. Rounds go fast, so they are perfect for waiting in line, short car rides or quick breaks. All questions are clean and friendly.

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  1. 1

    Pineapple on pizza or No pineapple ever?

  2. 2

    Socks in bed or Bare feet?

  3. 3

    Text with GIFs or Text with emojis?

  4. 4

    Clown or Mime?

  5. 5

    Talk to animals or Speak every language?

  6. 6

    Dad jokes or Puns?

  7. 7

    Waddle like a penguin or Hop like a kangaroo?

  8. 8

    Fake laugh or Awkward silence?

  9. 9

    Toilet paper over or Toilet paper under?

  10. 10

    Cereal before milk or Milk before cereal?

  11. 11

    Ketchup on everything or Mustard on everything?

  12. 12

    Sing everything or Rhyme everything?

  13. 13

    Be a giant or Be tiny?

  14. 14

    Ghost or Vampire?

  15. 15

    Pirate or Ninja?

  16. 16

    Beach or Mountains?

  17. 17

    Coffee or Tea?

  18. 18

    Netflix night or Night out?

  19. 19

    Sunrise or Sunset?

  20. 20

    Cats or Dogs?

  21. 21

    Summer or Winter?

  22. 22

    Pizza or Tacos?

  23. 23

    Books or Movies?

  24. 24

    Road trip or Flight?

  25. 25

    Sweet or Salty?

  26. 26

    Camping or Hotel?

  27. 27

    City or Countryside?

  28. 28

    Concert or Theater?

  29. 29

    Board games or Video games?

  30. 30

    Breakfast or Dinner?

  31. 31

    Rain or Snow?

  32. 32

    Comedy or Horror?

  33. 33

    Chocolate or Vanilla?

  34. 34

    Pancakes or Waffles?

  35. 35

    Early bird or Night owl?

  36. 36

    Karaoke or Dancing?

  37. 37

    Ocean or Lake?

  38. 38

    Fries or Onion rings?

  39. 39

    Hot chocolate or Iced coffee?

  40. 40

    Podcasts or Music?

  41. 41

    Cook together or Order in?

  42. 42

    Movie theater or Movie at home?

  43. 43

    Fancy restaurant or Food truck?

  44. 44

    Bowling or Mini golf?

  45. 45

    Farmers market or Flea market?

  46. 46

    Museum date or Arcade date?

  47. 47

    Dress up or Pajamas?

  48. 48

    Dessert first or Dessert last?

  49. 49

    Double date or Just us?

  50. 50

    Try something new or Our favorite spot?

How do you play This or That as a couple?

Each card shows two options. Both of you pick one without peeking, then reveal. Matching picks score a point.

What are funny This or That questions?

Try "pizza for breakfast or cereal for dinner?" or "lose your phone or lose your keys?"

Can we play This or That over text?

Yes. Start a room and send the link, or copy questions into your chat.

How long does a round take?

Usually just a few minutes for 20 questions.